Working at Gousto certainly has its perks, like this email that was sent earlier today.
When something like this arrives in your inbox, you better act fast… and I mean really fast! The Gousto staff are like piranhas when free food is on offer. As soon as the smell of meat is in the air a frenzy erupts and doesn’t cease until the dominant employee has claimed their free bounty.
David Attenborough should really film it, “and here we see the female asserting her dominance by tripping over her rival as he dashes to the fridge. After snatching the steaks assertively, she releases an almighty roar, alerting all other members of the office – including the wounded male on the floor – she has been victorious”.
To save time, they should just give us the Bafta now.